Monday Mood: Mystikal – “Bouncin Back” (Ft. Pharrell)

Turkey weekend bounced you up against the wall?
Don’t wait for New Years Resolution, #MondayMood is… BOUNCIN BACK (to the gym)

Throwback Thursday: Usher – “U Don’t Have To Call”

Contrary to popular belief it’s not “I’m gon’ be yo ride” but, instead “I’m gon’ be ALRIGHT“…
No? Just me then? Okay cool.

Monday Mood: Jay Z – “Oceans” (Ft. Frank Ocean)

Only Christopher we acknowledge/
is Wallace

Oh my gawd, I hope y’all don’t get see-sick

Watch below for Jay breaking down “Oceans”, Christopher Columbus/Wallace to Timbaland and Pharrell to their amazement and your amusement. HOLY Grail!

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Turnip Tuesday: Skepta – “Numbers” (Ft. Pharrell)

EXACTLY  a year ago we introduced you to Skepta via an electrifying punk-cover of his smash single “Shutdown”.  “That’s Not Me”, “Man”, and “Shutdown” are all riding at the same tempo to make true and new Grime fans comfortable that Mr. Adenuga has not sold out in his latest critically-acclaimed LP, Konnichiwa. That said, “Shutdown” has done all it can do as a single, and its time to move on to bigger and better things.
There is nobody better to dock the Black British Invasion than The Othertone Skateboard P (aka Pharrell Williams).  Much like he did for 2 Chainz with “Feds Watching”, Pharrell laces Skepta with familiar bongo drums to “fuvk up a whole new sound” with. This could do numbers on the Rhythmic charts, and introduce the British to a whole new crowd! MAKE THIS THE SINGLE, PLEASE! #SummertimeAlert

Turnip Tuesday: N.E.R.D. – “Brain”

Almost a year to the month ago I landed on these Virginia boys for the Turnip Tune. I was battling a flu then. The more things change, the more they stay fevery, mucous-filled, itchy throat the same – it appears. Phuck this OTHER flu too

Turnip Tuesday: WatchTheDuck – “3,2,1 Stretch” (Ft. Pharrell)

“Oooh snap! WTF IS THAT $hit! Hol up, lemme Shazam that jawn!”
That’s me hearin yet another Samsung commercial bout a week ago.
Shoutout to whoever is their music supervisor, btw. They put us onto this gem with Lady Leshurr a few back

Anyway, with Skateboard P’s assistance these Alabama boys bring the “trapstep noise” in this gym anthem turnt Turnip Tune! DON’T WATCH ME…

Turnip Tuesday: Missy Elliott – “WTF” (Where They From) Ft. Pharrell Williams

Missy “Misdemeanor” is BACK! Nuff Said… actually nah. This video’s too nasty to be passive. Missy is back like she left somethin with the  tried and tested dance-floor dominating, video awards vandalizing combination of Pharrell on the audio, and Dave Meyers on the video. If this joint doesn’t blow up the hip hop charts, its a perfect re-introduction for today’s youths who know her as simply that other chick in the Katy Perry “Friday Night” remix. Gotta hate the youths… the dances they do are so DUMB.

DAT NUCCA PHARRELL DIDN’T EVEN APPEAR… HE WAS A PUPPET, AND IT WAS STILL FLY! Shout out to all the talented puppeteers out there!