FY Friday: Desiigner – “Timmy Turner”

He’s been wishin for a burner, we’ve been wishin for (his) return(er)

Throwback Thursday: Cam’ron – “Killa Cam” (Ft.Opera Steve)

1. Today is the birthday of none other than Dipset leader, Camron Giles himself. Happy Birthday, Killa.
2. This should play on every touchdown pass and rush by the presumptive Superbowl 50 MVP – Cam Newton. It should be playing when he is 1st handed that lombardi trophy by Roger noGoodell. This should overall be Superman’s new theme song. Praise Cam.
3. Opera Steve. WTF is up with Opera Steve? What’s his backstory? Is he Arabic, Latino, or some offshoot of Slovak. Is the “Opera” a nickname, or was he for real in an opera? Is he still in one? ¬†We want answers, but we don’t need them to enjoy… KILLA CAM.

Thank New Daily Show Host Trevor Noah, If You’re 1 Of These 3 Americans!

It’s about TIME! Do you realize how many times I have heard you people speak and wanted to tear my hair out??? A lot, that’s how much! This is¬†why I don’t have the dreadlocks I was destined to have.

{Ben’s Note: Woah, woah, woah! What the fuck do you mean “YOU PEOPLE”?}

Here’s a test. Read the following words out loud: “NIKE”… “AUNT”… “ZEBRA”. Easy, right?

If you’re one of these 3 people, you are “YOU PEOPLE”, and I hate you. Fix Yourself:

1. You read the sports apparel name as “ny-kee”. -_- Oh, you did?¬†When did you learn to ride a “bi-kee”, huh? Think this will get a buncha “li-kees” when you share it with your dumb friends on facebook-ee? WELL, DO YA, PUNK-EE?

2. Your parent’s sister¬†is actually a small disproportionately strong insect. She lives in an ant-hill, and serves the collective will of the colony. Why else would you pronounce her title like that? ¬†You should be pronouncing it like the delicious pastry “croissANT”. On another note, French is idiotic too. Way dumber. Let’s just surrender that battle of pronunciation and hope Americans have a plan to help.

3.¬†Ever met a chick named Debra? I bet you did, and thought “I’ll have NO problem pronouncing THAT girl’s name. Debra… Debra Debra Debra Debraaaaa” ¬†Then, you were smacked in the head with a stupid stick, and when you saw this striped animal, your brain forgot how to pronounce her name, and that’s why you should thank my fellow South African, Trevor Noah for restoring your speech and pathology here:

PSA: Watch And Learn With Russell Simmons Learn What A “THOT” Is

We’ve alluded to this term via one of our FY Friday selection¬†in the past. Frankly this is an urgent PSA. Been getting real tired of giving urban dictionary free traffic, so we figured we’d get this straightened out before going into this weekend in case you see one on the prowl. We’re not sexist here at the BenandSiyaBlog, so understand THOT is not gender specific. Watch and share in the absolute joy as Russell expands his mind with this new jewel he discovers.