Morning Commute: “Spiderwebs” – No Doubt

LOOK I KNOW THAT I’VE BEEN SLACKING ON MORNING COMMUTES, BUT I’M MOVING AND MOVING IS THE WORST.  SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I’LL CALL YOU BACK.

 

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Ben’s Diary: I Tried To Squeak Out A Fart At Work But It Was NOT Silent

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Dear Diary,

I tried to squeak out a fart at work but it was NOT silent.

Okay little background here, Diary. My office recently relocated to a new building which meant we had to help move a bunch of office crap into our new space. Moving always BLOWS. There’s never a time when moving is fun. This past weekend I helped my dad finish moving out of our old house. I’ve moved around a lot in my life, living in twenty some houses, but this was the house I’d lived in the longest. It bounced back and forth in possession between my mom and my dad, but it was always in the family for the past 16 or so year. You’d think this would have been an emotional moment in my life, a heartfelt goodbye to childhood. No.  You’d think wrong. It was the absolute worst because MOVING ALWAYS BLOWS. Continue reading Ben’s Diary: I Tried To Squeak Out A Fart At Work But It Was NOT Silent