FY Friday: Kanye West – “Fade” (Ft. Ty Dolla $ign, Post Malone)

A Case For The Smash Hit Destined To Be: 

If he just wanted another undeniable smash single, he could easily work this as another “Stronger” and let it be the inescapable song of the summer it is destined to be. That would give Kanye a shot at his 3rd #1 single, after “Stronger”, and “Gold Digger”, which is NUTS to realize – that he’s only got two Number 1 Top 40 songs at this point.

With a tempo so basic that your grandpa AND your off-beat white friend can comfortably bop to, and no virtually no explicit language, this is every DJ and producer’s dream just BEGGING to be remixed on every single bass-guitar stab, kick drum, and clap! BUT NOOO. Not for PABLO. Damn… guess I DO miss the “old Kanye” after all.

P.s.
Guaranteed this song will no longer be available for our Spotify ease of streaming for some Kanye reason or another… I feel it Fade:

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Watch Absurdly Cute 4 Year Old’s Prayer From Kanye’s “Ultra Light Beam”

Warning, this might break the cuteness scale on a level unseen since, well EVER. So prepare yourself. Take a seat. Put your drink down. Are you ready? You’re not… but just hit that play-button (or anywhere on the picture) below anyway! May the lord have mercy on your soul.
Out of the mouth of babes…
[Lowkey she looks ALOT like North West Ye or Nay-Nay?]

We don’t want no likes on Instagram! We just want FOLLOWS… THAT’S IT!

 

Turnip Tuesday: Desiigner – “Panda” (Remix Ft. Uncle Murda)

Panda — Panda — Panda – panda panda pandapandapanda

THAT’S what every TURN UP HOOK NEEEEEDS! No time for sentences! Brooklyn’s 18-year old, Desiigner is G.O.O.D. Music’s latest signee. That’s a collective that generally doesn’t take time to explain it’s utterances (see: leader, Mr. West).
Uncle Murda tags his verse on hilariously – before Ye used it on his latest “The Life Of Pablo” offering – mixing truth, humor, and shear audacity to drop a (EHEMMm) straightforward Amber Rose homage. WHOOOA! Check it out:

 

Kanye West Lands A HUGE Active Political Endorsement! Guess Who

In case you had a life and missed the VMA’s this last Sunday, Mr. West declared – among other things – that “I have decided, in 2020, to run for President”. That was complete with the mic drop heard around the political arena. It was heard by the none other than the current highest profile presidential candidate who thought:

Somehow there are comparisons made so often, which is interesting… I don’t quite get it

That’s it, America. Are you really that surprised? You MADE this happen. You wanted it. In fact, you were kinda askin for it all along. It’s up to you to keep this going, or call and end to it all. Either way, this is your rodeo now.

Turnip Tuesday: Kanye West – “All Day” (Live At The Brit Awards)

Two Reasons to TURN UP to this:

If you can’t wrap your mind around that yet, it’s okay. Have some coffee or O.J. to wash it down… ALL DAY!

Now, GET LOW: 

Top 7 Vicious Reactions To Geno Smith’s Broken Jaw #NoChillZone

*smfh*. Look at y’all! You’re proud of yourselves, aint you? With that smug-face, looking at the New York Jets already uphill battle to bhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NO…. NO! It’s not funny! That man is now out for virtually the whole season because, he had a teammate who was as much of a childish ass as y’all are for these jokes about Geno Smith’s broken jaw! Let’s review some of what you said:

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LEAVE. MY PATRIOTS. OUT OF THIS.

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Fun Fact: Kanye’s jaw was fractured in 3 places. Geno’s jaw got fractured in 3 places. Coincidence? I DON’T THINK SO!

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Succint. Straight to the punchline. We’ll allow it… like Geno did.

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If you have a problem with me bloggin about Trump, you should probably take 5…. months, or however long it will take for him to drop out.

Okay, we get the general drift of this. How bout we try one?
Sources close to the Jets say Geno threw the first punch… but it was intercepted as it was 6 yards short. 

How’s that? That work? Uuuh, you’re the twitterers… not us. But follow us there @benandsiyablog
Then see if any of our non-violent suggestions over $600 disputes are fitting for ya next office altercation, eh?