The Best Image Of This Super Bowl Weekend Had Nothing To Do With This Super Bowl…

 

The best image of the weekend is the posterchild for the saying “picture is worth a thousand words” It’s the most iconic retirement image of the year from none other than #BEASTMODE

It was supposed to be the retirement of a certain 2 Time Super bowl Champion QB ON THE OCCASION. But such a quarterback who shall remain nameless is feelin himself right now and bordering on Brett Favre diva levels of coy on the question.
It’s almost like he didn’t just have the worst quarterback rating and offensive yards in Super Bowl winners history. ANYWAY, this isn’t about him.

This image represents a GRACIOUS man of few words. Like their owner, when it comes to those whats on this photo, what you see is what you got.  Hanging up there they almost dare spectators “You know why I’m here“, and promise “I’m about that action!” ✌🏾️

As one teammate put it “wats understood ain’t gotta be explained…“.  So consider the following a history lesson for your kids, or nieces and nephews:
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Throwback Thursday: Cam’ron – “Killa Cam” (Ft.Opera Steve)

1. Today is the birthday of none other than Dipset leader, Camron Giles himself. Happy Birthday, Killa.
2. This should play on every touchdown pass and rush by the presumptive Superbowl 50 MVP – Cam Newton. It should be playing when he is 1st handed that lombardi trophy by Roger noGoodell. This should overall be Superman’s new theme song. Praise Cam.
3. Opera Steve. WTF is up with Opera Steve? What’s his backstory? Is he Arabic, Latino, or some offshoot of Slovak. Is the “Opera” a nickname, or was he for real in an opera? Is he still in one?  We want answers, but we don’t need them to enjoy… KILLA CAM.

Watch Urban Meyer Earn Godfather Status With This J.T. Barrett Answer

The NCAA never has its shortage of scandals – whether its program wide, or at the individual level.  When crisis 1st hits the headlines, rival programs and fans are usually the 1st to go. “What an idiot! CRAB LEGS? CAN HIM”… then the coach has to respond with condemnation (or a delay of such) of the player and reverberating public opinion.

So, if what college your young star athlete commits to hinges on how the head coach will treat them on and off the field – checkout what he had to say when asked about his starting QB’s recent brush ups with the law (vis-a-vis: driving while impaired):

Impressed? Not everyone could turn a blindside to the hypocrisy:

Some perspective on that, this appears to be young Barrett’s 1st infraction.  While I don’t agree with Meyer’s cheap shot, I’m sure it had something to do with the fact that the crab legs incidence was AFTER 1st round overall pick, Jameis Winston already had been embattled with sexual assault accusations…that or Meyer was just saying whatever it takes to sell his book in Bill O’Reilly’s “No Spin Zone” – take your pick.
That’s the thing, about being Godfather… when your family does it, it’s part of business ie”We’ll carry on” … if somebody else does, it’s personal ie “they gotta go”.

Pardon Me While I Search Engine Optimize, Tom Brady

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If you came here for content, turn around and get the fuck out now, bro. Because this is allllllll Tom Brady all the time up in here! WE’RE TALKING FOUR RINGS FOR FREEDOM BABY! Tom Brady is a free man. FREE. Minus the cost of lawyers, bitches.

It’s time to celebrate and ride that pretty boy’s coattails. Let’s search engine optimize the fuck out of this blog!

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I’mma go tag the shit out of this post now. TOM BRADY, BITCHES. Tom Brady.

Are You Mad At Your Quarterback? Here’s 5 Things To Do Instead Of Sucker Punching His Face

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Geno Smith, the Jets’ starting quarterback, is officially out 6-10 weeks following the news that he was sucker punched in the face by a teammate, linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. Enemkpali was immediately released following the incident. So it turns out you get fired if you go all Ronda Rousey on the leader of your team’s face. Who knew!

In case you ever find yourself in a similar situation as Enemkpali, here are five things you should, would, and could do instead of sucker punching your quarterback in the face!

Give him a Wet Willy.
Yes, Wet Willies are totally childish, but they’re not nearly as childish as breaking your quarterback’s jaw with a sucker punch to the face. So instead of socking a few teeth loose, why not let loose with a saliva covered finger all up in his ear drum? Isn’t that satisfying? Well you can’t do that if his cheeks have swollen so large they cover his ear holes.

Leave a bag of flaming dog shit on his doorstep.
This is a CLASSIC gotcha gag. It’s also classically less violent than breaking your quarterback’s jaw with a sucker punch to the face. Think about how smelly his shoes will be after he stomps out the flames, getting hot, goopy dog shit stuck in Nike treads! Now think about how he probably can’t smell anything if you force his face to swell up like the Goodyear blimp because you broke his jaw with a sucker punch to the face.

Throw him a surprise party and spell his name wrong on the sign.
The look on his face will be so funny when he sees that you didn’t even take the time to spell check his name! Which is the opposite of the look on his face when you clobber it into a thousand broken shards of jaw bone, removing his ability to emote. Throw parties, not fists!

Make mean memes about him.
AKA pull a Drake. As a Canadian, Drake is stellar at non-violent forms of conflict. So instead of balling up your fist and throwing it at your quarterback, why not pretend to be Canadian? Think about all the funny captions you could put around a picture of Geno Smith. You could write something like “Can’t spell ‘Geno Smith is the quarterback of the Jets’ without ‘INT’”.  But you can’t fit that much text around a picture if the picture is of your quarterback’s moon-sized swollen face.

Drive him into the middle of nowhere, steal his cell phone and wallet, and make him walk home.
You really shouldn’t do this to anybody, but if you’re really, really mad, this is a lot nicer than cratering your quarterback’s face with your knuckle Mjölnir. He’ll be all lost and confused and it might even take him a whole day to find his way home. Which is still 6-10 weeks shorter than the time it would take to heal his pulverized jaw fragments if you sucker punch him in the face. That’s a win for everybody! Especially your quarterback’s face.

U.S.A. Balled So Hard On Japan, Two World Cups Were Won!

Weekends don’t get much more American than the one we just had. Apart from celebrating kickin some red coat ass back in the day vis-a-vis 4th of July 1776, and the best “Dear King George John” letter.  In case you missed it, we recapped it for ya on our Instagram page – FOLLOW.

It’s okay if you’re a commie, but the rest of us in REAL America – went onto cheer on the U.S. Women’s National Team (featuring my inspiration, Christen Press) in the World Cup Final against Japan. By the 15th minute the ladies were up 3-0 in what proved to be too steep of a hole for Japan to climb back out of. So with a final score of 5-2, Japan was like “ugh, fine… U win”, which explains why I couldn’t get through to Christen Press’ phone as she was too busy instgrammin this:

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World Champions!! 🇺🇸❤️💙

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Congratulations for being part of that moment and cheering on you, red-blooded-American, you! What you might not have realized is, that was not the only world cup the U.S. beat Japan in that day…

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