Watch Madonna Suck The Life Out Of Drake’s Face At Coachella

What We Know:

1. Coachella Festival is not new to bringing figures back from the underworld to grace the stage once more for younger generations (even though we all know they’re just being skyped in from their Cuban hideout).

2.¬†Drake (28) headlined Coachella this past¬†weekend, and Drake’s been headlining Madonna’s (56) mind for a while now. So, ya know… Drake’s been in the same nether-regions as Tupac. That’s a win-win, right?

3. Judging by his reaction, material-girl just sucked a few more years of life from the 6-God. BLESS UP!