If you happen to live under a rock, you missed Dave Chappelle’s SNL monologue – which has been coined one of the best ever. In the last 2 minutes of that, he tells a heartwarming story of a BET party, the White House… and Bradley Cooper?
Just let Dave tell it at the 9-minute mark:
Some may have wondered if this was just Chappelle hyperbole to make a point… well “Dave, you got your Block Party, I got my Block Party”:
Usher has been sort of a lingerer at the White House and the Cavs locker room, respectively. What DOES Usher DO? Anyway, just let him cover James Brown:
In the most neck-hair-raising performance of the night, Miss Yolanda Adams and Comm Sense sing Selma’s “GLORY”. Warning, these vocals are not for the faint at soul:
Nothing to see here, just Barack Hussein him damn self electric slidin the end of the party with Samuel L. Jackson to Al Green’s “Love & Happiness”:
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Moment No. 1: @bet presented Love And Happiness, An Obama Tribute celebrating @presidentbarackobama's 8 years in office with a musical tribute featuring @missjillscott @usher @michellewilliams @yolandaadams @common and many more. Social media responded with a resounding #ThankYouObama #MomentOfTheWeek #BET #PresidentObama #Music #Culture #WhiteHouse #MyPresident #BlackGayMen #OurStory #BlackManMagic #NativeSon
After the party it’s the after-party and… Somewhere in that sea of black beauty is Bradley Cooper Swag Surfin as well:
OPE… there goes Usher again at the after-party. Seriously, WHAT DOES that guy DO?
Oh yea, he also said a buncha stuff, and Miss Jilly from Philly performed if you wanna see that:
Who did this? Internet, you’re on time-out ONCE AGAIN. We can’t enjoy ONE moment without you ruining it. I’M OUT
I ain’t never ran from a niqqa, and I damn sure ain’t bout to pick today to start runnin, GET MONEY
Once Tity Boi, he evolved and re-introduced himself with the newly coined and now ubiquitous moniker; 2 Chainz. For today’s special Election-Edition Tuesday Turnip, we commemorate this evolution
and the ensuing riot from the silent majority…with “RIOT”
previously Tity Boi