Monday Mood: Lady Leshurr – “Queens Speech 4” (Brush Your Teeth)

Sesame Street had the right idea, but Lady Leshurr put some grime on it. “is this that dope song from that Samsung commercial dissin iPhones?” Please don’t interrupt, but YES IT IS! The female British rapper’s definitely ‘holdin it down like a Snapchat’ on a big stage in her immediate catapult across the water to join fellow British artists. We’ll see how long she rides out this wave – like how we’ll see about the rest of this week. Till then, smile and Brush Ya Teeth:

If This Pumpkin Were Worth Its Weight In Gold…

Gene McMullen and the Cedarburg Festival winning giant pumpkin.
…it’d be worth $38,953,200! (Give or take some current cost of gold price rounding. Don’t get all technical with me, dude. Not cool.) ANYWAY, THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY! You could buy the world’s most expensive car with that much money!

But as it turns out, pumpkins actually aren’t worth their weight in gold. So really, you couldn’t. Sorry. Bummer city, bro. 😦 Aw, don’t get all sad! Let’s silver lining the shit out of this! According to this randomly selected article, pumpkins are worth $4.73 a pound, meaning that pumpkin’s true value is closer to $10,145.85. THAT’S NOT BAD FOR A PUMPKIN! In fact, with that much money, you could definitely buy a used 2012 Smart Fortwo. Sure, it’s not a Ferrari, but it is a car, a car that just so happens to weigh less than that pumpkin!

Watch Monday Motivation: “There Are No Chosen Ones! “

“. You just have to find what you’re great at, then tap into it!”

Starting off the week, let’s remember when a Brooklyn boy who once said to himself,  “Hov, Remind yourself; nobody’s built like you, you design YOURSELF“.  I see, I said. Watch today’s Monday Motivation: