Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Is The Dick Cheney Of Car Accidents, But Cooler

Remember when the REAL Vice President of these United States SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE… then when THAT GUY made it out of the hospital, held a press-conference apologizing for being an inconvenience… TO THE CHENEY FAMILY??? That was like… less than a decade ago. Let’s pause and let that sink in…

Anyway, the brahma-bull did the same thing. Except, with his car… and instead of another guys’s face, it was the guy’s mirror. Not sure who was cooler about this, The Rock or the guy that got side-swiped. Anyway let his caption tell it, IF YOU SMEEEEEEEELLELELELELELELELLLLL – what THE ROCK. IS… GRAMMIN:

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Here's a fun story to start your week off… I'm driving to set in my pick up truck – music blasting – I'm singing away like I'm having a one man party in my truck – then I hear a loud BANG. What the hell..? Look in my rear view and see I sideswiped another pick up that was parked in the street and destroyed the side mirror. First thing I thought was, "Aw shit.. someone's not gonna be happy..". I flipped a U-turn and drove back to scene. Just as I got out of my truck a guy was walking across the street to his truck. I said "Sir, is this your truck?". He stopped and stared at me for a good 5 seconds, looked around his neighborhood, looked back at me and "Yes it is. Why?". I said "Well, sorry to tell ya I sideswiped it and knocked the hell outta your mirror and may have done even more damage. You give me your info and I'll leave you mine and I'll take care of everything". He stared at me again, cocked his head sideways and said.."Uhhh.. Are you The Rock?". I said "Yup". He broke out into a huge smile and said "Wow, this is gonna be an awesome story!". I started belly laughing at that, then he started laughing and before you know it we're both standing in the middle of the street pointing to his mirror and laughing like two ol' crazy buddies. I checked back in with him a few days later and he refused to accept any money and said he fixed the damage himself. Want to thank Mr. Audie Bridges of Wakefield, Mass. for being so cool about the whole thing. Life is funny cause you never know who you're gonna run into… and sure as hell never know who's truck you're gonna sideswipe while driving to work.

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P.s.
If you must be the worst driver on earth… find Audie Bridges’ street because SUPER COOL GUY!

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