Mr. West is no Mr. Rogers, and has been noted as “not a fan of books”, and a self-proclaimed “proud non-reader of books”. That doesn’t mean books aren’t a fan of him. While he would “never want a book’s autograph”, books certainly want a lasting impression of him. So, it was BOUND to happen that this fatal attraction be put together somehow – even if its in the form of a Children’s story (shouts Slick Rick).
Here are some droppings form the chick-script: