A rapper once said “when I die, bury me with two b*tches”. Well, they don’t make caskets big enough. I’ve asked, mausoleums are a better bet. In China, they’ll get you half-way there.
See, its considered good-luck and a warm farewell to the afterlife for many people to show up to your funeral in some parts. Seeing as some jack-asses need extra coaxing to reply to RSVPs to events of life celebrations, strippers have made bank as of late to attract some stragglers in paying last respects. Beijing is not happy with the baring of this news and is looking to
ass-crack down on it.