Stephen Curry Is A Glitch In The Matrix

See that video above? That sort of boring, routine shootaround footage? Did you watch that shit? You did?  Well, you weren’t supposed to see that. No one was supposed to see that. That’s not even supposed to be possible. That’s a glitch in The Matrix.

Stephen Curry made 77 three-pointers in a row. SEVENTY-SEVEN. That is straight up incomprehensible. I’ve never done ANYTHING 77 times in a row. I can’t even take 77 breaths in a row without forgetting to inhale at least once. I’m not entirely sure I could COUNT to 77 without messing up. Hold up, I’m going to try it… [12345674fucuuuk] …nope. CAN’T DO IT.

We all have days in our lives where we think to ourselves, “Damn, I’m good at my job.” But after watching that, after seeing what it’s actually like to crush a job into oblivion, I don’t think I”m good at anything. I wasn’t ready for thatThis is why you shouldn’t watch things you’re not supposed to see. This is why you’re supposed to take the blue pill.

I mean… damn. Stephen Curry is so good at basketball he just gave me clinical depression.

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