We Are Not Qualified To Question Jaden Smith’s Dress, Neither Are You.

“Will Smith’s Son Photographed Wearing A Dress”.

THAT’s the current TOP Facebook Trend. The fact that its followed by “South Carolina Police Shooting of Unarmed Black Man” is not the problem here. Well, at least not for the purpose of this particular post.

The problem is that this assumes Jaden Smith is the son of Will Smith, just because Will Smith fathered him. This also implies Jaden was being photographed, when its just as likely that the camera may have been photographed by Jaden himself.  Still with me here? If I lost you, you are not alone. I too was once lost, but I found being lost maybe my true founding. Actually, probably definitely.

Jaden has found there are no rules to his garments. Lose yourself in some of these monumental findings of Jaden’s lost past. I’ll interpret them for your basic brain:

He Warned you years ago, you didn’t listen. Now he’s draped in dope dresses, while you’re stuck with your skinny jeans, BEN!

Real Eyes realize real-lies. 4 Real, 4 eyes!

Drunk Love is in the eye of the beholder. Sobering

Jaden Smith Inception Paradox…. aaand

Jaden Smith Mental Eruption
Jaden Smith Mental Eruption

PHUUCK! Jaden, we’re so jaded.

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