This Hunter’s Pheasant Fight Proves The Animal Uprising Is Coming

What I know:

1.  Road Runner is REAL.
2.  “It’s in you, how can you be running” is the lowest hanging innuendo fruit, and I’m above that…for now.
3.  That pheasant phucked up and just let the truth slip. Not a moment too soon for us! Animals are building immunity to our age-old killing systems. It’s more important now than ever before, to set aside our differences and unite. They’re coming, and they far outnumber and out-skill us. They run faster, swim faster (see above video), and don’t need jet fuel to FLY! Think about that.

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