This morning, Siya posted some fear-mongering hooey about an animal uprising based on footage of a dumb hunter trying to chase down a wounded pheasant. Two things about this:
1.) Siya, HE STILL KILLED THE FUCKING PHEASANT. IT’S DEAD. THE ANIMAL DID NOT WIN.
2.) Animals most definitely do not “out-skill” humans. Need proof? Watch this dog try to catch a taco:
Yeah, I’m real scared of that “animal uprising” you keep shouting about.