While writing about Tupac yesterday, I got to thinking about other deceased musicians who haven’t released music in a while, like Akon. [Siya Note: Akon isn’t dead, Ben.] [Ben Note: Wait, what? He’s really not dead?] [Siya Note: Nope, definitely not dead.] [Ben Note: Crap. I need to start over.]
Smack Scratch that.
Remember Akon? Come on! I know you remember Akon. He had some huge hits. Did you know that Akon isn’t dead? I just learned that while writing this! Did you know that Akon is releasing a new music? Seriously! He’s making a five (FIVE) part album called Stadium, covering musical genres from all across the world. That’s a lot of new hypothetical music! One has to wonder if anyone will care at this point though. I mean, I literally thought he was dead! I’m not sure I even remember what he looks like. Do you remember what he looks like?
To test whether or not you remember what Akon looks like, I’ve created a short quiz. Do you think you can pick out a picture of Akon from this collage of homonyms? If you get stuck, be sure to check the answer key below!
A – This is the city of Akron, which is not the same as the very-much-alive musician Akon. They are both proper nouns though, so that’s neat!
B – This is an acorn, which is not the same as the very-much-alive musician Akon. Squirrels eat acorns. I’m not sure if a squirrel would eat Akon.
C – This is Akon! He’s alive! If you picked this answer, congrats! You can continue to use the 100 emoji as normal.