Chris, do you want your amoxicillin in pill form, or would you prefer to take the children’s bubblegum flavored liquid via spoon? Seriously, we need to get that inner-ear infection treated right away. You’re already displaying severe dizziness. Don’t let the symptoms get any worse. You’re at risk for complications!
Actually, on second thought, maybe don’t take the amoxicillin. It might be best to go deaf so you don’t hear all of that mean, mean laughter.