Why This Blog Exists

This blog exists because of Entourage.  Specially the new Entourage movie trailer.
This Entourage movie trailer:

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Ben
BRO ARE YOU NOT FUCKING HYPED.  ARE. YOU. NOT. FUCKING. HYPED.

Siya
I’ve never had the temptation to be curious about cocaine… until this very moment.

Ben
YOU DON’T NEED IT BRO, YOU JUST SNORTED TWO MINUTES AND TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS OF PURE, UNCUT COCAÍNA THROUGH YOUR EYE HOLES.
VINNY CHASE IS BACK BABBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY

Siya
PHUCK…NOW I HEAR AND SMELL COLORS

Ben
LIFE IS SO GREAT.  JOHNNY DRAMA STILL WEARS A FEDORA.
LIFE CHANGES BUT NOTHING CHANGES.  WE ARE ALL BOB SAGET.
#FUCKE

Siya
Every single plot point is just being redone…. the only thing in that trailer I’m genuinely remotely excited to see is how Turtle near-misses THIS ONE.
That’s legit the ONLY new possible plot twist here… EVERYTHING is the same.

Ben
BRO. VINNY CHASE… DIRECTOR. THAT’S A NEW PLOT RIGHT THERE.
SEE ALSO: VINNY AS A LAZER DJ.
NOT SEEN: ARI’S WIFE??????

Siya

Ben
DUDE I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I’M SO FUCKING HYPED I’M NOT EVEN USING CAPS LOCK.
I’M SHIFTING EACH OF THESE FUCKING INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS.
PHARRELL AND VINNY CHASE!

Siya
I read that three times over, because the first two times it read “I’m SHITTING each of these individual characters”…

Ben
Okay, I just spent so much energy being hyped from an Entourage movie trailer that I need to take a nap.

Siya

Ben
NEVER MIND, JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN. I’M BACK LIKE VINNY CHASE BABBBBYYYY

Siya
I hate Vinny Chase so much now…I have to hate-watch.

Ben
WHO HATES VINNY??? YOU HATE E.  EVERYONE HATES E.
VINNY IS JUST THE BLANK CANVAS OUR AMAZING WORLD IS PAINTED ON.
E IS LITERALLY HUMAN SHIT.

Siya
PHUCK YOU! E is the only real human there! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! GATTICAAAAAH!

Ben
#HISTORICTAKE
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING HAS EVER DEFENDED E.
E TAKES THE M&MS OUT OF TRAIL MIX BEFORE GIVING IT TO KIDS
E IS A 35 YEAR OLD WITH LIFE INSURANCE
E WEARS A LIFE VEST TO A YACHT PARTY
E STILL DOES PILATES
E RIDES FOR KALE
FUCK E

 Siya
EVERYBODY CAN’T SWIM, BEN!
E ONLY DOES PILATES TO MORALLY SUPPORT HIS NOW PREGNANT SLOAN…
AND E DOES NOT RIDE FOR KALE…
KALE RIDES FOR E!

Ben

We should have published this conversation as a blog post, not a private chat.
BECAUSE ARI GOLD WOULD REPRESENT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

Siya
Should have?  You COULD…

Ben
Fine.  I’ll set it up.  But I’m lazy so I’m just going to transcribe this chat.
benandsiyablogshit.wordpress.com,

Siya
Whatevs. Set it up.  That name is definitely a work in progress…

Ben
Nope.  Done deal.

Siya
COT DAMMIT!

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